ASSASSINATION OF BALZ

by DEADNATION

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This is The 4th Chronicle of the Fuck You Tour Series. Let the Assassination Begin Motherfuckers. Somebody gonna die tonight for sure!

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released 08 April 2013

Written, Recorded & Performed by John Balz (c)
Produced by Larry Kriz & John Balz at LNL Recording Studio
Elgin, IL 2013 (c)

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Track Name: Shut Up
(1)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU
YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOUR MOUTH
SHUT YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOUR MOUTH
SHUT YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOUR MOUTH
SHUT YOUR MOUTH- GODDAMN IT

(CHORUS)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- WHINEY LITTLE BITCH
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- WHINEY LITTLE BITCH
BETTER SHUT YA MOUTH YA BETTER SHUT YA MOUTH
SHUT YA MOUTH YA BETTER SHUT YA MOUTH
SHUT YA MOUTH YA BETTER SHUT YA MOUTH
SHUT IT SHUT IT SHUT IT SHUT IT
(2)
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE
(REPEAT CHORUS)
(3)
MOTHER BALZ- SHUT YOUR MOUTH -MOTHER BALZ -SHUT YOUR MOUTH
MOTHER BALZ- SHUT YOUR MOUTH -MOTHER BALZ -SHUT YOUR MOUTH
MOTHER BALZ- SHUT YOUR MOUTH -MOTHER BALZ -SHUT YOUR MOUTH
MOTHER BALZ- SHUT YOUR MOUTH -MOTHER BALZ -SHUT YOUR MOUTH
(REPEAT CHORUS)
GODDAMN IT GODDAMN IT GODDAMN IT GOD DAMN IT
Track Name: Unabomba
UNABOMBA

(1)
‘CUZ I’M THE UNABOMBA THE SERIAL MAILER
I’M MAILIN’ YOU A BOX THAT WILL ERUPT IN YOUR FACE
I GOT ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS WITH THE LEFT WING LIBERALS
I GOT 50 POUNDS OF HIGH EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS
U.P.S. TRUCK IS COMIN’ TODAY WITH YOUR PACKAGE
OPEN UP & SAY BAM! HUMAN WRECKAGE
WHY DO I DO THIS? I’M MENTALLY INSANE
I GET OFF ON THIS SHIT I GOT HOLES IN MY BRAIN

(CHORUS 2X)
DIRTY WOODSHED IN SOMEBODY’S BACK YARD
DIRT FLOOR AND IT’S KEEPIN’ MY BACK SCARRED
UNABOMBA FALSE ALARMA
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS MENTAL TRAUMA

(2)
I’M GETTIN’ BACK AT THE WORLD ‘CUZ THE WORLD’S DONE ME WRONG
THEY STUCK A KNIFE IN MY BACK
THAT’S WHEN THE DEMONS ENTERED INTO MY HEAD
VOICES TELLIN’ ME TO BLOW UP YOUR RESIDENSE
I GOT THE DIGITS TO THE HIPPY CULT PRESIDENT
MOTHERFUCKERS BEWARE I’M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
U.P.S. PARSEL TRUCK IS HERE TO BREAK YOUR AFFAIRS

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(3)
‘CUZ I’M MAILIN’ ALL MY PACKAGES FROM STATE TO STATE
THE GOVERNMENTAL BOMBINGS WAS MY ANSWER TO YOUR FATE
CAN YOU RELATE TO THE DISASTER CAN YOU SENSE THE DEBATE
I’M MAILIN’ YOU A BOX THAT WILL ERUPT IN YOUR FACE
‘CUZ I’M THE UNABOMBA- THE SERIAL MAILER
I’M THE UNABOMBA- THE SERIAL MAILER
I’M THE UNABOMBA- THE SERIAL MAILER
I’M THE UNABOMBA- THE SERIAL MAILER
Track Name: Freddy George
FREDDY GEORGE
(1)
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
MOTHERFUCKER GONNA PULL OF YER G-STRAP DUE
WATCHA GONNA DO I’M GONNA FU-MAN-SHU
WHY YA ALWAYS GOTTA BE DOWN WIT DA POO
YA GETTING’ SILLY MA MILLY MA MILLY MILLY BOO
GET THE FUNK GET THE FUNK GET THE FUNK GET THE FUNK
FUNKY AGET FUNKY GET FUNKY GET FUNKY GET FUNKY
& START SUCKIN’ MA DICK
I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE MUTHUFUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
MUTHUFUCKA I DRIVE MY FORKLIFT THROUGH THIS PLACE
EVRY MUTHUFUCKIN’ DAY
YOU CAN’T BE SEPERATIN’ BOXES OVER THERE MOTHERFUCKA
THAT‘S IN MY WAY MOTHERFUCKA GOTTA
GET OUT THE WAY-GET OUT THE WAY-GET OUT THE WAY
YA GOTTA GET OUT THE WAY ‘CUZ I’M COMIN’ THRU
YA GOTTA GET OUT THE WAY ‘CUZ I’M COMIN’ THRU
GET OUT THE WAY ‘CUZ I’M COMIN’ THRU
YA GOTTA GET OUT THE WAY I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
MOTHERFUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THE WAY YO

(2)
WELL I’M FREDDY GEORGE AND I’M ACROSS THE TABLE
I’M FREDDY GEORGE I GITS UNION PAY
I’M FREDDY GEORGE I GOT A HEARING AID SO TALK LOUDER
TALK LOUDER
YOUR GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHEN YOU’RE TALKIN’ TO ME
I’M FRED GEORGE AND I’M ACROSS THE TABLE
GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP WHEN YOU’RE TALKIN’ TO ME
I’M FRED GEORGE AND I’M ACROSS THE TABLE
TALK LOUDER TALK LOUDER TALK LOUDER I CAN’T HEAR YA
TALK LOUDER TALK LOUDER TALK LOUDER I’M FUCKIN’ FREDDY GEORGE
TALK LOUDER

(2X) CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YA NUTSACK
CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YA NUTSACK
CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YA NUTSACK
CAN YOU FEEL IT IN YA NUTSACK
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Track Name: Lunatic Assassin
LUNATIC ASSASSIN

(CHORUS 2X)
I AM THE LUNATIC ASSASSIN- YOU ARE THE LUNATIC ASSASSIN
HE IS THE LUNATIC ASSASSIN- WE ARE THE LUNATIC ASSASSINS

(1)
YO YOU CAN’T KILL ME’CUZ I’M DEAD GIVE IT UP
I’M THE WALKING TALKING LUNATIC- CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
I’VE COME TO CORRUPT THE LITTLE KIDS OF PLANET EARTH
BUT IT’S YOUR OWN STUPIDITY TO POINT YOUR FUCKIN’ FINGER
I’LL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RAZOR AND FEED IT TO YA
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF DEADNATION
I’LL SNAP MY FINGERS TO YOUR INSTANT DEATH
I’LL FLUSH YOUR MEDIA AND YOUR DEVIL
DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ SEWER ‘CUZ

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(2)
AND YOU CAN TRY TO SUE ME BUT YOU’RE SUEIN’ YOURSELF
YOU’RE A FILTHY EXCUSE WHY DON’T YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR WALL OF LIES
YOU THINK YOU’RE WORTHY OF YOUR PLANET PARADISE
THIS IS HELL MOTHERFUCKER LOOK IN MY EYES BITCH
D.H.D. DEATH HELL & DESTRUCTION FEEL THE PAIN OF CORRUPTION
BURNIN’ UP IN YOUR NEW WORLD
YOU CAN’T HANDLE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
AND I WON’T BE DISHING OUT NO FREE LOADS TO SUPPORT YA

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
NOW YOU PUT YOUR MANIAC ASSASSIN ON THE LOOSE
THE FEDS BEEN ON THE HUNT TO FIND THE MADMAN BALZ
YOU GOT YOUR MAC-10 SCOPES POINTED AT MY NEXT SHOW
THIS MILLENIUM MADMAN IS TAKIN’ THE SHOW TOO FAR
SO YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER- YEAH!
SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER
Track Name: Goin' Down To Mexico
GOIN’ DOWN TO MEXICO

(1)
JUMPED RIGHT OUT THE COURTHOUSE
HIGHTAILED DOWN THE BACK ROADS
GOT NO CHOICE I’M GOIN’ SOUTH
GOIN’ DOWN TO MEXICO

(CHORUS)
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO- GOIN’ DOWN TO
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO- GOIN’ DOWN TO
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO- GOIN’ DOWN TO
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO- GOIN’ DOWN

(2)
I JUST GOT MY CONVICTION
THEY’RE PUTTIN’ MY ASS AWAY FO SHO
SENTENCED ME TO DEATHROW
THAT’S WHY I’M GOIN’ TO MEXICO

(REPEAT CHORUS)
Track Name: Hellcat
HELLCAT
(CHORUS 2X)
HELLCAT- YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE
YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE
HELLCAT- YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE

(1)
YO IT’S HELLCAT 2K BITCHES ARE GETTIN’ CHOPPED UP
AND THIS FREAK WON’T STOP MURDERIN’ ‘TILL HE’S FUCKIN’ LOCKED UP
HE’S WALKIN’ BY BUT HE ISN’T SAYIN’ A GODDAMN THING
I SAY WHAT’S UP HE JUST LOOKS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND KEEPS ON WALKING
HE’S A NICE GUY ON THE OUTSIDE A BITCHKILLER ON THE INSIDE
HE’S A PEOPLE KINDA GUY EXCEPT ON MONDAY WEDNESDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT
YOU FUCK WITH HELLCAT YOU WILL SURELY PAY THE PRICE
HE’LL STICK A KNIFE INSIDE YOUR EYEBALL THEN HE’LL EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT AYA YO
(REPEAT CHORUS)

(2)
CHEMICAL PROCESS ENGINEER RIGHT NEXT TO KISHOR THE CORNHOLE GOD
SPENDING ALL HIS TIME EATIN’ A POT OF LIMA BEANS FOR SUPPER
WATHCIN’ MAKE ME LAUGH SO HE CAN CRACK A SILLY GRIN
SO HE CAN HIDE THE SMELL OF CORPSES COMIN’ FROM THE CELLAR WALLS
YOU’RE A NIGHTMARE STALKER- A NIGHTMARE STALKER
A PSYCHOPATH LUNATIC HOLOCAUST STALKER
JACK & THE BEANSTALK COULN’T CLIMB ANY HIGHER
YOU’RE IN THE NUTHOUSE BABY IT’S ON LET’S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
(REPEAT CHORUS)

(3)
BREAK IT DOWN ‘CUZ IT’S THE H TO THE E TO THE L-L TO THE CAT
HELLCAT BITCH NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY
I’LL CHOP YOUR RECTUM FOR LUNCH- IT’S TIME FOR RECESS
REALLY THOUGH- I’M LIKE A GARDEN UTENCIL COME & SET ME
ON FIRE- LIKE CURRY SPICE I’M COMIN’ ATCHA LIKE I’M NICE
BUT I’M REALLY MASTER HELLCAT YO YOU ARE MY NIGHTMARE
THE RED LUNATIC IS AT IT AGAIN HE’S RATED R
BY GENE & SISKLE IT’S A B-FLICK BITCH

(FAST PART)
I’LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF & EAT IT FOR DINNER YEAH
I’LL MAKE YOU BLEED THEN I’LL DRINK IT FOR LUNCH YEAH
I’LL PUT YOUR BODY IN MY BASEMENT TO KEEP IT FRESH
I’LL FUCK YOUR NECK AND THEN I’LL FUCK YOUR FUCKIN’ ASS YEAH
I’LL TAKE YOUR SKIN AND I’LL WEAR IT DOWN MAIN STREET
I’LL KILL YOUR WIFE & FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO THE DOGS
I’LL TAKE THE FAMILY CAT & WRAP IT ROUND MY NECK
I’LL FUCK THE CORPSES OF YOUR WIFE & KIDS TOO
AND WATCHU THINK ABOUT THAT?
Track Name: Jagoff
JAGOFF

(CHORUS 4X)
JAGOFF JAGOFF JAGOFF
‘CUZ YOU’RE A MOTHERFUCKIN’

(1)
YOU’RE ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
YOU’RE ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW TO DO IT
WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME SOMETHING THAT I DON’T ALREADY
KNOW MR. JAGOFF TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ‘CUZ
YOU’RE A WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT’S YOUR NAME YOU’RE A MUTHERFUCKIN’

(CHORUS)

(2)
YOU’RE THE PRICK IN CHARGE ALWAYS YELLING AT
THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS- RELAX AND TAKE A LOAD OFF
YOUR BACK- WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
IS IT ME? IS IT THE LENGTH OF MY HAIR? I WANNA KNOW
WHAT KINDA SHIT IS RUNNIN’ THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT’S YOUR NAME YOU’RE A MUTHERFUCKIN’

(CHORUS)

WHEN I SEE YOU ON THE STREET YOU’RE GONNA MEET
THE REAL BOSS IN YOUR LIFE- FUCK YOU IS MY MOTHERFUCKIN’
NAME- CALL ME SIR- WHO’S FUCKIN’ WITH WHO MOTHERFUCKER
NOW I’M FUCKIN’ WITH YOU- THAT’S RIGHT- THAT’S RIGHT
THAT’S RIGHT- WHAT’S YOUR NAME YOU’RE A MOTHERFUCKIN’

(CHORUS)
JAGOFF!
Track Name: Assassination Of Balz
Assassination Of Balz

(1)
THE DEAD LUNATIC CONVENTION WAS HELD
“FUCK YOU” WAS THE TIME OF DESTINATION
PLANET COCK WAS THE PLACE WHERE BALZ FELL
THE FEDS PORTRAYED THE BALZ ASSASSINATION

(CHORUS)
BANG BANG- I HEAR THE GUN SHOTS FIRE
BANG BANG- A LUNATIC’S DESIRE
BANG BANG- I’M FALLING DOWN TO THE GROUND
BANG BANG- NOW IT’S TIME TO GET DOWN

(2)
I’M SEEIN’ RED AS I SLIP IN THE DEATHZONE
MY ASS IS BURIED UNDERNEATH THE GROUND
I’M ALL ALONE INSIDE A CONCRETE HOLE
THEY THINK I’M DEAD’CUZ THEY CAN’T HEAR A SOUND

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(3)
YO THERE’S PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WANNA SEE ME DIE MAN
THEY WANT ME DEAD MAN THEY WANT ME DEAD
THEY’RE THINKIN’ ABOUT A THOUSAND WAYS TO TORTURE
ME TO DEATH AND THEY WANNA PUT AN END TO THE
RISING DEADNATION

(REPEAT CHORUS)

ASSASSINATION OF BALZ AT DEADNATION (4X)
Track Name: Dead Revolution
DEAD REVOLUTION

(BRIDGE 2X)
THE DEADNATION’S COMIN’ OUTCHA ASS YEAH
THE DEADNATION’S COMIN’ OUTCHA ASS YEAH
THE DEADNATION’S COMIN’ OUTCHA ASS WHAT?
THE SCUM BLOOD SUCKING DEAD PSYCHOPATHS YEAH

(CHORUS 2X)
STAND UP FOR THE DEAD REVOLUTION
IT’S TIME FOR THE PARTY TO START SO START THE RIOTS
PROTEST NON-BELIEVERS OF THE NATION
THE FREAKS ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR WORLD THE BALZ REVELATION

(1)
YOU ARE A FRAGMENT OF MY MIND
AND YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED
BEAT DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR THE NATION
AND TATOOED ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
AND NOW YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE US
AND YOU’RE LIVING IN THE HOLOCAUST
STRANGLED BEAT AND CRUCIFIED REGULARLY
DEAD SEVEN TIMES A FUCKIN’ DAY FOR THE REVOLUTION
FOR THE REVOLUTION

(REPEAT BRIDGE & CHORUS)

(2)
BUTT NAKED AND BRUISED UP & DOWN
ROLLIN’ ROUND IN BLOOD SHIT AND EJACULATION
THE REVOLUTION’S TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD
YOU KILLED YOURSELF FOR THE EVERLASTING
NATION OF FREAKS- NATION OF FREAKS
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT
YOU GOT TO KILL YOURSELF BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU CAN’T FACE THE CONSEQUENCES YOU FACE
THE DEAD HOLOCAUST WILL SOON BE YOUR FATE
WILL SOON BE YOUR FATE

(REPEAT CHORUS)
Track Name: Assassination Of Balz II
ASSASSINATION OF BALZ 2

(1)
I’M COMIN’ BACK TO LIFE I’M COMIN’ BACK FA YOU
I’M DIGGIN’ THROUGH THE DIRT DIGGIN’ THROUGH THE ROOTS
I’M COMIN’ OUT THE GROUND RESURRECT REVIVE
I’M HEADED FOR THE SKY ‘CUZ I NEVER DIE

(BRIDGE)
BANG BANG- I HEAR THE GUN SHOTS FIRE
BANG BANG- A LUNATIC’S DESIRE
BANG BANG- I’M FALLIN’ DOWN TO THE GROUND
BANG BANG- NOW IT’S TIME..

(CHORUS)
ASSASSINATION OF BALZ PART 2
ASSASSINATION OF BALZ THE FORTY DUECE
ASSASSINATION OF BALZ THE SEQUEL
AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT THERE AIN’T NO EQUAL
ASSASSINATION OF BALZ JUST FA YOU
I’M COMIN’ BACK FOR THE NATION IT’S TRUE
I GOT MY ASS IN YOUR FACE SO SMELL THE FRESH BREW
THE RESURRECTION IS HERE WATCHA GONNA DO?

(2)
YOU TRY TO KILL ME FOR TELLING YOU THE TRUTH
YOU POINT YA SNIPER AT ME BULLETS FLY THROUGH
IT’S NOT A MIRACLE- DIVINE INTERVENTION
I AM A LUNATIC PAY A FUCKIN’TENTION

(REPEAT BRIDGE & CHORUS)
(REPEAT CHORUS 2X)
Track Name: Balz (Ya Fuckin' Dead)
BALZ (YA FUCKIN’ DEAD)

(1)
BALZ- HE’S WALKIN’ THE STREET HE’S WALKIN’ THE STREET
HE’S WALKIN’ THE STREET TONIGHT
BALZ- GOT SCHIZOPHRENIA GOT SCHIZOPHRENIA
GOT SCHIZOPHRENIA
BALZ- HE GOT A GINSU KNIFE HE GONNA TAKE YOUR
LIFE WITH A GINSUE KNIFE TONIGHT
BALZ- YOU BETTER CALL THE COPS YOU BETTER CALL THE 50
DIAL 9-1-1 T0NIGHT ‘CUZ

(CHORUS)
JOHN BALZ IS GETTING CLOSER
BALZ IS GETTING CLOSER BALZ IS GETTING CLOSER
BALZ IS GETTING CLOSER BALZ IS GETTING CLOSER
BALZ DON’T FUCK AROUND
YA FUCKIN’ DEAD YA FUCKIN’ DEAD
YA FUCKIN’ DEAD YA FUCKIN’ DEAD

(2)
WE’RE SAFE FROM BALZ FOR A WHILE NOW
WE’RE SAFE FROM BALZ FOR A WHILE
WE’RE SAFE FROM BALZ FOR A WHILE NOW
BECAUSE BALZ IS FAR FROM THE SHORE (CRAZY)
BALZ IS FAR FROM THE SHORE (CRAZY)
BALZ IS FAR FROM THE SHORE (CRAZY)
BALZ IS FAR FROM THE SHORE (CRAZY)
BALZ IS FAR FROM THE SHORE (HOW FAR?)
BALZ IS 50 METERS BALZ IS 45 METERS
BALZ IS 40 METERS BALZ IS 35 METERS
BALZ IS 30 METERS BALZ IS 25 METERS
BALZ IS 20 METERS BALZ IS 15 METERS
BALZ IS 10 METERS BALZ IS 5 METERS
BALZ IS 4 METERS BALZ IS 3 METERS
BALZ IS 2 METERS BALZ IS 1 METER

(CLIMAX)
YA FUCKIN’ DEAD YA FUCKIN’ DEAD
YA FUCKIN’ DEAD YA FUCKIN’ DEAD
YA FUCKIN’ DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD WOW!!
Track Name: Dirty Blue Jeans
DIRTY BLUEJEANS

(1)
I ROLLIN’ AROUND ALL OVER THE DIRTY GROUND
GOT MY GOOD BLUE JEANS ALL DIRTY AND STINKY AND
FILTHY YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT

(CHORUS)
MY BLUE JEANS- I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT MY DIRTY BLUE JEANS
I TRIED EVERY TYPE OF SOAP AND EVEN TRIED TO HANG FROM A ROPE
FOR MY DIRTY BLUE JEANS –YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(2)
SO I TOOK A TRIP DOWN TO MY SISTER’S
AND THAT BITCH COULDN’T GET ‘EM CLEAN
SHE TRIED CLOROX ACID DRANO & TIDE AND THOSE GODDAMN JEANS WEREN’T CLEAN

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(3)
SO I’M TELLIN’ YOU THE STORY OF A FUCKED UP LIFE OF NO GLORY
NO THUNDER OR LIGHTNING OR TORNADO
COULD EVEN WASH MY BLUE JEANS CLEAN

(REPEAT CHORUS)