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Beezlebalz

from Death Valley Crossroad by JB Project

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The son of a bitch John Balz was born evil and pigeon-toed due to the fact that his father kicked Mother Balz in the gut during pregnancy.

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BEEZLEBALZ

(1)
DADDY KICKED MY MOMMA’S WOMB
RIGHT BEFORE THE MONTH I WAS BORN
HE DIDN’T WANT THE LITTLE
BABY BALZ TO BE BORN
MOMMA SCREAMED IN MISERY
THE 9 MONTHS OF MY FERTILIZATION
AND THAT’S WHY MY FEET ARE ON CROOKED
I CAME OUT PIGEON-TOED
PIGEON TOED (4X)YEAH YEAH

(2)
MOMMA TOOK ME OUT TO THE DOCTORS
HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS FINE
MOMMA’S TAKIN’ YOU TO GET SOME NEW SHOES
THEY’RE GONNA FIX YA FEET ALRIGHT
2 YEARS PAST THE DISCO ERA
I STARTED FITTIN’ IN WITH THE CROWD
UNTIL DADDY POPPED ME ON MY HEAD
AND NOW I CAME OUT BEEZLEBALZ
BEEZLEBALZ (4X) YEAH YEAH

(3)
ROCKIN’ STEADY WITH THE SCHIZOPHRENIA
CAN’T STOP MY TEMPER FROM BLOWIN’
BEEZLEBALZ GREW AN EXTRA NUTSACK
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME “THE TESTICLE WARRIOR”
AND EVERY DAY SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN
I’M A TORTURED LONESOME SOUL
I CAN’T WALK OR EVEN SPEAK CORRECTLY
GOT A CLOGGED POTTY FOR A PISSHOLE- YEAH
BALZ

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from Death Valley Crossroad, track released April 9, 2013

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From Woodstock, DEADNATION is Industrial written and recorded by JB Nation. 2000-Present.

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